The Loo Lady

Professional Eccentric, Talking Shit That Matters


Talks, Performances, Quizes

Whether as entertainment or with a more serious purpose I love to share my knowledge and have the excuse to aquire more.



Upcoming Events


May 17 & 24, 3:30pm

Thomas Crapper Tour Previews

Be the first to see and give feedback on my newers Loo Tours route through Kensington & Chelsea. Book Tickets Here




I have given talks to a wide range of organizations from WaterAid to Crohn's & Colitis UK to the 2014 World Science Fiction Convention.

Subjects have included:

  • The History of British Sanitation
  • Toilets in Science Fiction
  • Toilets & Gender Equality
  • Humour and Taboo


Pub Quizzes


Far from killing the conversation, it tends to make for the liveliest debates and discoveries! A typical quiz involves three rounds (interspersed by drinks and nibbles), but can be adapted to suit your time constraints and the size of your party.


Contact for enquiries

Past Events


September 22, 10am

The History of Public Toilets

Paper presentation (in absentia) for the RSA's Sewage & Health Symposium

Tickets and Information


September 7, 2-3:30pm

Talk: Potty Politics

Guildhall Library, London

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November 19, 2015

World Toilet Day with Lava Mae


November, 2014

Do You Know Your Shit? A toilet-themed Pub Quiz for the Centre for Creative Collaboration.


September, 2014

The Big History Project with WaterAid


August, 2014

Sanitation in Science Fiction, a talk at the World Science Fiction Convention


July, 2014

Culture & Crappers, A tour for the Kensington & Chelsea InTransit Festival


November, 2013

UCLoo Festival, University College London


October, 2013

World Toilet Summit, Solo Indonesia

© Rachel Cole-Wilkin, 2017